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The Groupon Guide to: Action-Movie Quips

It’s easy to be the star of an action movie—simply remember to drop one of these perfectly timed quips after performing any of their corresponding actions:

If you hit someone with a stick:  STICK around … for more violence.

If you hit someone with a chair:  How CHAIR-itable of me.

If you shoot someone with an experimental ice ray:  Why don’t you CHILL out for a while and watch The Big CHILL on VHS?

After a marriage proposal:  Mrs. [new last name] does have a nice RING to it.

If you accidentally punch the wrong guy:  Looks like my negligence is … STRIKING.

If you set someone on fire:  Welcome to “BEING ON FIRE.”