Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Microwave Shortcuts

Though microwaves come with several preset shortcut keys, such as Popcorn and Full Turkey, the average consumer openly demands hundreds more. Here are some shortcut settings that will be on all future microwaves if we all work together:

• Bag of peanuts
• Box of donuts
• Bunch of bananas
• Piece of trout
• Re-reheat
• Left out meat
• Cold trinkets
• Wet pottery
• Auto pizza
• 60 seconds of warmish air
• Photos of ex-girlfriend
• Socks