Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Childhood Traditions

New parents may know to feed, shelter, educate, and eventually name their new offspring, but no childhood is complete without the following character-building rituals:

• Crying in a photograph
• Catching fireflies to trap in a jar and secretly read by
• Annually marking a door frame with your height and level of smart-mouthedness
• The unsettling differences of a sleepover at your friend’s house
• Leaving out milk and cookies for Dracula
• Getting shipwrecked and forming an ad hoc society with other cruel children
• Having all your baby teeth removed all at once
• Choosing between Superman and Batman
• Eating an entire gingerbread house
• Birthday disappointment