Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Hot New Nightclubs

Most people spend their nights lying in bed imitating their future dead selves. If you want to wake up and live, spend your nights at one of these new red-hot dancehalls:

• CreditStorm
• Ruud Dancz
• Lil' Tikes Nightclub and Activity Zone
• Groovtopia
• Pure Mud
• The Foam Factory
• Ain't No Party Like a For-Profit Party
• What the Funk?
• Smooth Moves: A Young at Heart Experience by Josh Groban
• The Mountain Dew Slam Zone
• Dirty Ballroom
• Hands ON!
• Always Kiss the Bouncers
• The Nightclub from The Hangover
• Big Warehouse, Small Chairs, No Rules
• GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND: Nightclub and Coffeehaus