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The Groupon Guide to: Rock 'n' Roll Topics

Writing a classic rock 'n’ roll song is easy—all you need is an extreme proficiency in your chosen instrument and lyrics that combine any of the following classic-rock imagery:

• Getting outta this town
• Turning up the volume
• Remembering what your mama said
• Any car that a child might think is good
• Two underemployed young people making it through the night
• Space/spaceships
Purple rain???
• The ever-changing global currency market
• Calling an adult "Baby"
• That spooky ol’ Devil
• The ultimate rock lyric: an eight-minute guitar solo