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The Groupon Guide to: Posting on Craigslist

Craigslist is an online message board where people can interact with their community without ever leaving the safety and smell bubble of their own home. Here are some tips for navigating through Craig's universe:

• Sell your apartment by describing it as "cozy," "luxurious," and "absolutely not a devil box just full of devils."

• Get the attention of a "missed connection" you saw on the bus by mentioning a book they were reading and then the more challenging book you were reading.

• If you're looking for a new couch, start by skimming the section for "furniture" and end by skimming the section for "cooperative families who will let you sit on their backs couch-style."

• If you're looking for a job, check out the "TV/film/video" category first. That's where Hollywood goes to find all of their new movie stars.