Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Healthy Alternatives

You can make improvements in your diet with easy substitutions that taste just as great as the originals:

Instead of butter: use greek yogurt
Instead of mayonnaise: use whole-grain bread
Instead of cigarettes: smoke Tootsie Rolls
Instead of committing crimes: commit charities
Instead of eating poison: eat not poison
Instead of having your ribs bruised by a donkey's kick: teach him to read
Instead of greek yogurt: use wine