Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Having a Secret

Every interesting person has a deep, dark secret that they can only reveal to their therapist or a group of teenagers playing truth or dare. If you're in need of a fascinating secret, try one of these on for size:

• "When I was a child, I threw a rock at a parked car. I've never felt so alive."

• "I spent 14 years in prison … doing research."

• "I'm afraid of dogs. They're almost too beautiful to look at!"

• "Once a week I dress up as my father and then I'm the one who can eat as much meat as he wants."

• "Sometimes I give a fake name at restaurants just to be funny and because I like tiny, stupid lies."

• "I have a second family in Delaware. My husband there is also named Dave. I call him Double Dave."