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The Groupon Guide to: Ointments

We can all agree that the hardest pill to swallow is any pill at all. Ointment provides all of the medical benefits of a pill, but you spread it directly on your skin where it gets absorbed into your heart. Here are just a few of the things ointment can cure:

• Raging itch
• Nervous twitch
• Hit by a switch
• Married to a witch
• Computer glitch
• Transparent skin
• Not ready for prime time
• Too cool to care
• Coleslaw belly
• Grotesque
• Not enough mustache luster
• All out of time