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The Groupon Guide to: Alternatives to Chris

If your name is Chris, you're probably always angry because there are so many other people that have that exact same name. Calm down by legally changing your name to one of these Chris alternatives:

• Kris
• Chrs
• Hiss
• Cries
• Crass
• Chris-tober Fest
• Crinkly-skinned Chris
• Cherish (but pronounced "Chris")
• The Chris Miss Girl
• (4r!$
• Any name other than Chris