Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Victimless Crimes

Everyone wants the thrill of committing a crime, but no one wants the guilt of hurting another person, physically or financially. With that in mind, here are some victimless crimes for you to commit without consequence:

• Not wearing a seatbelt in your own home
• Downloading public-domain MP3s of military marching bands performing Sousa’s rousing classics
• Whispering movie spoilers to a sleeping baby
• Playing paintball in the Statue of Liberty if you promise to stay late and clean up afterward
• Yelling “no way!” at a mailbox
• Coloring outside the lines, baby