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The Groupon Guide to: Cool Scars

Fall is one of the worst times of the year because wearing a jacket, scarf, and long pants will cover up all of your cool scars. Here are some of the coolest scars you can have:

• A face scar that has given you a permanent, perfectly symmetrical flesh goatee
• A scar anywhere on your body that you got from a rich person throwing a wad of money at you
• A mark on your stomach that resembles your favorite food—a roast turkey—which you got from swallowing one whole and having it pressed up against your stomach for a few weeks
• A scar that either looks like a cigarette or was caused by a famous person carelessly holding a cigarette
• Anything caused by a big, fat sword