Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Baby-Shower Gifts

Sadly, it's impossible to gain entry to a baby shower these days without presenting a token of appreciation to the ever-demanding unborn. Here are some of this baby-having season's sure-to-please gifts:

• Plastic key ring but with real house keys on it in case of an emergency
• Bib reading "B.I.B. (Baby in Bib)"
• eDiaper, the Electronic Diaper
• The LERN-2-SPEL TinyTablet by Small Mindz
• CD of stimulating classical music as performed by the world-renowned Growling Dog Orchestra
• Baby-sized futon