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The Groupon Guide to: Members of the Royal Court

The only perk of being a king is having a group of people do everything for you so you never have to move. Here are some of the jobs typically held by the people in the royal court:

• Jester
• Taste tester
• Lady named Esther
• Wife
• Human volleyball net
• Hot-dog-eating-contest organizer
• Foot tickler
• Bed maker
• Bed
• A man who lets his hands be used as shoehorns
• Bread-crust remover
• Earlobe jangler
• Backup wife