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The Groupon Guide to: Safe Things to Yell

Everyone loves yelling. Unfortunately, yelling in public may alarm passersby or even give them the mistaken impression that you are in danger. That being said, here are some safe things that you can always yell and people will largely ignore you:

• "Happy birthday!"
• "Taxi!"
• “I’m taking a break from my construction work to do a little people watching!”
• “Happy birthday, Taxi!”
• "Go football team!"
• "Extra! Extra! If you want the Dilbert comic I snipped out of this newspaper it's going to cost extra!"
• "Some might disagree, but I think our town rocks! Who's with me?"
• "Outside? Meet outside voice!"