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Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Car Upgrades

Cars aren't made like they used to be, which is why their engines break down quickly and their bodies start on fire after only minutes in direct sunlight. When you're buying a new car to replace your junk one, consider these special auto upgrades:

• Air freshener
• Two air fresheners
• Seat coverings that smell like a person you either love or would like to love
• Music system with bass and treble
• Rustproofing
• Soundproofing
• Diseaseproofing
• Trunk with plenty of leg room
• Auto dogs
• Soft, touchable wheels
• Car body that won't suddenly burst into flames