Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Self-Esteem
Unfortunately, we don't have people telling us how great we are all the time, necessitating the complex emotion of self-esteem. Here's how to help you maintain a suitable amount of self-esteem:
Hour One: Cook a hearty breakfast. Not only will eating fill your lungs with nutrients, but the act of cooking will make you feel like a lumberjack—traditionally the tallest, and therefore most worthwhile, profession.
Hour Two: Read a book. Educated people are always happy.
Hour Three: Work with your hands. Why not create something positive and use your hands to make a birdhouse or a gang sign?
Hour Four: Think of others. Any time that you spend imagining that you're volunteering can be written off on your taxes.
Hour Five: Spend the hour repeating, "You are not worthless," over and over again. In no time, the words will lose all meaning.
Hour Six: Find a mirror and start staring. Studies prove that as long as you produce a reflection, you're still alive.
