Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Being Too Big for Your Britches

No one likes people who are boastful—especially if they can’t back it up with substance. Consult this helpful guide to find out if you are too big for your britches:

• Does your mouth write checks your butt can’t cash?
• Is the volume of your bark disproportionate to the incapacitating power of your bite?
• Do people condescendingly affix “mister” to the front of your name?
• Are you all bluster and no muster?
• Has anyone ever held you in place by affixing their palm against the top of your head while their abdomen stayed just out of reach of your windmilling fists?
• Do you have to constantly pull up your trousers because they’re all that’s left of your father, a husky fighter pilot whose last words to you were “I have to go away for a while, champ”?