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The Groupon Guide to: First-Aid Kits

The most popular form of health care is anything that doesn’t involve some know-it-all doctor. Here's what you'll need in your first-aid kit to do all of your own bodily upkeep should something go horribly wrong:

• WiFi hotspot (for Googling what is wrong with you)
• A mirror for gauging the amount of pain in your eyes
• Seeing-eye squirrel
• Tears from your true love
• Inspirational photo of famous healthy man Daniel Craig
• Various magical talismans
• Tea bags (England only)
• Kidneys from a person stronger than yourself
• Sword to get revenge on whoever did this to you
• A Game Boy so that, if nothing else, you can enjoy your last moments on earth