Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Boat Clubs

Millions of people own a boat, but—surprisingly—only a few of them get together once a week to talk boat. If you own a boat and haven't joined a boat club, check out some of the topics typically covered in a boat-club meeting so you can see what you're missing:

• What's your boat's name?
• What would your boat's name be if your boat could have named itself?
• What are your favorite boat memories that you haven't made yet?
• Share the first word that comes to your mind when thinking about your boat. Choose either "boat-like" or "boaty."
• In a perfect world, how many boats would you like each of your children to own? (This is a trick question. The correct answer is: in a perfect world, my boat is my only child.)
• On your tax returns, what do you list as you occupation? Boat owner? Boatman? Professional boatist? Something else that has "boat" in it?
• Is your boat here right now? Can you point it out?