Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Appreciating Dad
Father's Day is a time to reflect on the nice things your father does for you—such as proving that he's stronger than your friends' dads or teaching you how to get angry about a sink. Here's a guide to the selfless things dads do for us all year long:
- Giving you a cautionary talk about the birds and the bees by demanding your pet cockatoo attack a hornets' nest
- Refusing to buy you that guitar
- Instructing you on how to cry during football movies and only during football movies
- Removing your training wheels while you're not looking
- Using decades of reverse psychology to show you how much it hurts someone when you call them a failure
- The most important job of all—reminding you when Mother's Day is
