Groupon Says

The Groupon Guide to: Scaring Yourself

Whether you're attempting to cure hiccups or simply bringing your heart rate up to trick people into thinking you're capable of love, there are many methods to giving yourself a good scare:

• Stare into the cold, black, unfeeling eyes of a dolphin.
• Blindfold yourself while someone plays an MP3 that sounds like fireworks going off dangerously close to you.
• Look at some pictures of air pollution from a 1970s textbook (air pollution is still around, but it was scarier back then).
• Try to maintain eye contact while shaking the hand of your more successful father.
• The next time you travel by air, imagine the worst—the airplane could be full of Chuckies.