Like paper shredders, cars run best when oiled regularly and should never be operated by fish that haven’t thoroughly read the instruction manual. Keep parts moving smoothly with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a VIP card for seven oil changes and more (a $59.95 value) at AAA Car Care Centers, operated by AAA Tidewater Virginia, with locations in Norfolk, Virginia Beach, Hampton, Suffolk, and Chesapeake.
The AAA VIP card elevates automobiles with quality care, inspections, and oil changes. Requiring no membership, this AAA package grants cars exclusive access to five separate auto shops. Owners may gift their vehicles with seven life-sustaining draughts of nonsynthetic oil during seven visits. Card carriers also get three Virginia-state inspections to keep auto bodies in tip-top shape, three complete tire rotations, three flat tire/slow leak repairs, and three front- and rear-brake inspections. An air-conditioning inspection helps keep four-wheeler interiors hospitable during heat waves or lava leaping contests. VIP-ers also get access to complimentary shuttle rides, discounts on of regular-priced maintenance services, and three years following the first use to take advantage of it all. See this flier for a complete list of card benefits and discounted services.
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The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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