Like staring into a pond or reading the phone book, following muddy footsteps on the living-room carpet can help you find yourself. Clean up after this pivotal moment with today's Groupon: for $49, you get carpet cleaning in five rooms and one hallway from Atlantic Oceans Inc (a $99.99 value).
The licensed professionals at Atlantic Oceans Inc. evict stains and grime from fuzzy floor-coverings with truck-mounted cleaning systems. After an early attack with pretreatment solutions, the rug revivification begins by removing dirt, dust, and sentient hairballs from the carpet’s surface. Newly steamed and cleaned carpets then undergo spot-treatment solutions, ensuring a complete underfoot makeover. Fibers dry in approximately one hour, giving the treads of unkempt shoes plenty of time to prepare for the new world order. Groupon holders also receive 20% off additional services performed on the same day, including tile, grout, and upholstery cleaning.
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The Groupon Guide to: Safeguarding Your Computer
It's a world wild web out there, full of viruses, trojan horses, and cyber mummies. Consult this guide to keeping your computer squeaky clean:
A thumbprint on your monitor might be on the inside of the screen—use a screwdriver to get it out.
There are only three safe websites: robinwilliams.net, robinwilliams.org, and will.i.am.
Keep your computer "clean" by removing all the swears from your Excel documents and deleting any pictures of people kissing.
Look out for Trons!
Draw a picture of a scarecrow in MS Paint and set it as your background. It won't stop viruses, but it will kill filthy birds near your computer.
Crumbs between keys can become sustenance for viruses to breed. Replace your keyboard every three hours.
Cell phones are tiny computers that will fit in your dishwasher. You're welcome.
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