Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today's Groupon: for $19, you get all-day paintball package at Bethel Battlefield (a $44.90 value). Each package includes the following:
- Equipment package all-day access to playing fields; rental paintball marker, mask, and paintball loader; and air tank rental and unlimited air refills (a $34.95 value)
- 200 paintballs (a $9.95 value)
At Bethel Battlefield, sharpshooters of all skill levels wage war on a range of exciting, obstacle spattered fields. Five hundred paintballs arm warriors with ample ammo to lead daring charges through dense vegetation on the woods-ball course or overtake a pillbox as they cover an opponent in a wild spray that accidentally forges an abstract modernist painting. Between games, simulated soldiers can refill their air tanks for free and purchase additional paint from the on-site pro shop (starting at $9.95 for 200 paintballs). For a quick adrenaline boost, strategically placed tubes line the grassy hyper-ball field, making ideal conditions for fast-paced warfare and a space to unveil your recently built paint bazooka. Committed to a safe experience, Bethel Battlefield starts new players off with a safety training and requires full-face goggles with ear protection to be worn at all times.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Siblings
Because it's not polite to tell a child their age, many people don't know whether they are the eldest, middle, or youngest sibling in the family. Take this quiz to find out which one you might be:
Your favorite way to influence the future is by:
a. Organizing your son's social studies binder
b. Deconstructing Lego cities built by children to teach them to doubt the establishment
c. Chewing!
Your workout routine involves:
a. Bench-pressing smaller humans
b. Contemplating
c. Running on a metal wheel!
It's dinnertime. You take your place:
a. At the head of the table. Everyone in the family will be excited to hear you regale them with the story of how you won today.
b. In your bedroom. Watching your family members chew makes you sick.
c. In the food bowl! Hopefully you'll be able to pick out some of those delicious sunflower seeds!
If you could redecorate your home you would:
a. Expand. You need a home for all your cars and a garage for all your children. Oops! Other way around.
b. Burn the thing down
c. Add more tubes!
Answer key: If you picked mostly As: You're the eldest sibling, congratulations! Your assertive type A personality makes you a leader in the family and a difficult person to watch television with.
If you picked mostly Bs: You're the middle sibling. You're artistic, emotional, and immune to romantic comedy.
If you picked mostly Cs: Your name is Oreo, you're the fifth child in a litter of 14, and everyone here just wants you to come home.
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