Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Oust top-hat-wearing toxins with today's Groupon to Essential Wellness Center in Virginia Beach. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a wellness package (a $155 total value), which includes:
- One-hour massage (a $70 value)
- Mud and steam treatment (an $85 value)
- Complimentary wellness exam
- For $89, you get a wellness package for two (a $310 total value), which includes:
- Two one-hour massages (a $70 value each)
- Two mud and steam treatments (an $85 value each)
- Complimentary wellness exam
Essential Wellness Center helps heal bodies with holistic treatments that better both mind and body. Bodies unwind during massage services as muscles loosen their grip on outside stresses. Prior to treatments, therapists meet with patients to answer questions and decide which of two treatment styles is most appropriate. The relaxation massage rubs out body bothers with a focus on improving mood, and the medical massage aims to repair specific physical glitches. Edifices bathe in mineral-rich Black Sea mud during the mud treatment, which quenches dermal thirsts and draws out toxins. Steam adds a new element to the treatment, airing out pores so that minerals can delve deeply into the skin. A bright color scheme marks the walls at Essential Wellness Center, where inspirational artwork is lit by plenty of natural light.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Types of Dance
Dance is the best way to physically express music and the worst way to express a coherent thesis. Here's a guide to the history behind popular dance styles and what they're up to today:
• Jazz: Origin: Jazz dance was invented to go along with jazz music, which was invented to go along with whiskey and sinful thoughts about close talking with a stranger. Today: It's still one of the most sultry types of dance around, inducing wails of desire from bugles and trumpets everywhere.
• Hip-Hop: Origin: Short for hippocampus hopscotch, hip-hop is a cerebral form of dance that involves absorbing beats, thinking about them, and regurgitating them into body movements a few hours later. Today: Hip-hop is popular in movies with confrontational names, in music videos, and in nightclubs that are just live versions of music videos.
• Ballet: Origin: Ballet originated in France as a way to train people to be more graceful so that they could more easily slide out of guillotines. Today: Now it's just a really nice dance.
• Tap: Origin: When a group of schoolchildren tromped home one day through puddles of molten metal and ruined their perfectly good buckled shoes, they discovered a new type of dance used to confound adults. Today: Tap dancers stomp louder than the notes of a song so that listeners won't be hypnotized by lyrical propaganda or brain-infecting melodies.
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