While a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon to Magic Cleaning. Choose between two options:
- For $55, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms and a hallway (up to a $130 value).
- For $75, you get carpet cleaning for five rooms and a hallway (up to a $179 value).
Magic Cleaning launches teams of trained and certified technicians on carpet-cleaning quests, armed with state-of-the-art mounted cleaners and organic, nontoxic products. Cleaning crews pamper rooms, hallways, and staircases with a hot-steam extraction that rids rugs of dirt, residue, and stains. After cleaning, a deodorizing treatment envelops rooms in ambrosial scents, masking lingering aromas left behind by fishmonger ex-roommates. Technicians employ products with nontoxic ingredients such as salt, baking soda, and citric acid, ensuring that customers and their families can safely snack on Sour Patch Kids salvaged from carpet threads.
The team cleans rooms of up to 300 square feet and stairways of up to 14 steps. Customers should call ahead to schedule an appointment or to discuss any pressing carpet-related dreams. In addition to carpet absterging, Groupon customers will receive 20% off Magic Cleaning's other cleaning services, including upholstery, air ducts, and mattresses.
Though Magic Cleaning sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: The Influence of Shakespeare
Everyone knows William “The Refrigerator” Shakespeare had a huge impact on the English language. But few realize just how huge that huge impact was. For instance, did you know that Shakespeare coined the following words and phrases?
- Poppycock
- Merry Christmas
- That’s my name, don’t wear it out.
- Shakespearean
- The Beatles
- I’ll have what she’s having.
- Oops
- 4th meal
- It
- Choo-choooooo
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