An unclean home may accumulate layers of grime that can build up and block out the sun, causing light-hungry houseplants to turn to TV sets and birthday cakes. Keep the planted masses happy with today's Groupon to Manhattan Cleaning Company. This Groupon is valid for home service in Hampton, Newport News, Williamsburg, and Yorktown. Choose between the following options:
- For $79, you get up to 1,500 square feet of deep housecleaning (a $300 value).
- For $99, you get up to 2,500 square feet of deep housecleaning (a $400 value).
Manhattan Cleaning Company draws on 14 years of expunging experience to scour living spaces with roughly three hours of deep-cleaning services. After professional dwelling scrubbers confer with homeowners and neurotic live-in poltergeists to determine their cleaning needs, the house erupts in a flurry of elbow grease, as dexterous paws rescind mildew and grime from fussy bathroom tiles. Microwaves and ovens are scoured to reveal forgotten sheen and windows un-smudge to reveal respectable living areas and forgotten disco-dance studios. Before departure, Manhattan Cleaning Company's owner personally tours each newly cleaned house with the client to assure customer satisfaction and high-five hardworking vacuum cleaners.
Though Manhattan Cleaning Company sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: the New Year’s Eve Ball Drop
People all over the world celebrate New Year's Eve by watching the ball drop in Times Square, and the ball itself has a come a long way from the papier-mâché wad engulfed in flames that rang in the new year back in 1904. Here's a look at today's cutting-edge ball:
Size: The ball is a scale model of earth, so its size changes every year to match the diminishing diameter of a planet slowly being trampled by its inhabitants.
Material: The ball is constructed from the finest Waterford crystal and held together by several hundred Pepsi stickers.
Contents: Traditionally, the ball is filled with:
• One animal from every species
• Children's letters to Santa
• All the extra money that the year's millionaires are tired of
• The oft-expunged choose-your-own-adventure Bible chapters
Speed: The ball is actually descending imperceptibly slowly throughout the entire year.
Reaction: As soon as the ball reaches its base, millions of people all over the world instantly begin weeping inconsolably in memory of the year that just died.
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