Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Get your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves with today’s Groupon for car detailing from Reflections Mobile Detailing. Choose one of the following options:
- For $37, you get a basic mobile detail for a car (a $75 value).
- For $45, you get a basic mobile detail for an SUV or truck (a $90 value).
- For $75, you get a complete mobile detail for a car (a $200 value).
- For $99, you get a complete mobile detail for an SUV or truck (a $250 value).
Reflections Mobile Detailing cleans auto interiors and exteriors in the comfort of the driveway, using eco-friendly products and reclaiming water rather than letting it go to waste. Self-sufficient technicians arrive with their own water and electrical supplies, cleaning autos in any location and at any temperature above freezing, which proves convenient for residents living in caves or next to flowing lava. Basic packages begin with a hand cleaning of the exterior and wheel wells performed with the Meguiar's line of green cleaning products. Following a hand dry, machines apply cherry wax to protect paint from road debris and nearsighted dragonflies for up to four months. The basic service concludes as windows and mirrors receive a streak-free scrubdown.
The complete mobile detail adds vacuuming and shampoo of the carpet to keep it free of dust and dandruff. 3M fabric protector shields against grime tracked in from outdoors and ink spilled while writing checks with feather quills. Detailing concludes with a pressure wash of the engine compartment.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• You will be asked to take off your shoes upon approaching the security checkpoint. Shuffling through security with only a thin layer of sock between you and the floor reminds you that you're still an earthbound human even though you're about to soar through the sky like a big ol' bird.
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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