Like family reunions conducted over video chat, automated massages make one feel good without the need for awkward high-fives. Release stress sans human contact with today's Groupon to Relax in Norfolk. Choose between the following options:
- For $27, you get one 60-minute jade thermal massage session (a $55 value).
- For $45, you get two 60-minute jade thermal massage sessions (a $110 value).
Relax fosters well-being with a hands-free, fully clothed massage method that uses thermal jade and far-infrared technology. Warm jade rollers glide over the back, neck, and legs, massaging rigid muscles, steamrolling stress, and leaving an optional coat of the client’s favorite house paint. The ornamental stone—used in traditional Eastern medicine—also emits negative ions, which help to detoxify the body and prep the mind for more meditative states. Far-infrared light stimulates internal organs and helps to prolong scuba dives in the bathtub by increasing oxygen levels. Though results may vary, many clients liken the massage experience to lying in a bowl of warm, sifting sand.
During treatment, the client rests atop a massage bed inside a low-lit, private room, taking in soothing music and the sweet smells of aromatherapy. Following the massage, guests sip a complimentary green tea or fresh mint water while they gaze at depictions of natural settings, which serve as inspiration for Relax's tranquil environment and willingness to accept bark as currency.
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Groupon Guide to: Secret Founding Fathers
Recent ultraviolet scanning techniques have revealed numerous hidden signatures on the Declaration of Independence. Here are some of the names we can now add to the list of Founding Fathers:
• Patrick Wolfman
• D.R. Acula
• Professor Thomas Monstermann
• Gob Lynn
• Frank N. Stein
• Whittaker Q. Aliveventriloquistdummy
• Creature F.T.B. Lagoon
• Sir Barclay Cloverfield
• Ima Mummy
• A. Skeleton
• Ghostly Q. Phantom
• Francis Boogeyman
• Frederick Krueger
• A witch!
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