The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $29, you get an oil change with new oil filter (a $34.95 value), new wiper blades (a $19.90 value), and tire rotation (a $16 value) at Rick’s Car Care in Norfolk (a $70.85 total value).
A NAPA AutoCare Center overseen by master auto technician Rick Kelso, Rick’s Car Care’s crackerjack team of service technicians revivifies weatherworn vehicles to ensure smooth street sailing. To commence this one-hour vehicle vivification, they'll drain four-wheeled friends of their sludgy motor lard and replace it with freshly churned oil. Then they'll swap out the oil filter with a new one that's primed to block engine-harming contaminants and hostile thought bubbles on the highway. Windshields will experience the soft massage of new wiper blades, and tires play a highly choreographed round of musical wheel wells during a tire rotation.
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Groupon Guide to: The President's Fitness Challenge
Once a year, the president goes to every grade school in the country and challenges students to hang on to their self-esteem—as well as to complete a series of exercises he made up. Here are the athletic trials that make up the President's Challenge:
Curl-ups The Challenge: In 60 seconds, see how many times you can touch your shoulder blades to your heels while lying on your stomach. This also measures your current level of gravity.
Shuttle Run The Challenge: Two traffic cones, which should be taken from a nearby construction site, are placed roughly 10 yards apart from one another. Starting at the first cone, run to the second and see how hard you can throw that cone in the general direction of the first cone without hitting it.
Sit and Reach The Challenge: As the name implies, this challenge tests your ability to sit still and re main silent for as long as possible without complaining about your body ach ing because your muscle tissue is wasting away.
Mile Run The Challenge: On a slip of paper, write down how many miles you think you can run.
Chin-ups The Challenge: As you hold onto a steel horizontal bar, the president asks you questions about whether or not you can overcome hardships like failing a math exam or getting only the smallest storage capacity iPod for a birthday gift. To answer "yes," raise your chin high enough to place it atop the bar, release your hands, and hang there for 30 seconds.
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