Although the tortoise lost to the hare in a rematch, his stealthily placed bets turned a modest profit, ensuring that his bookie didn't have to break any shells to prove a point. Win big with today's Groupon for a stock-car racing package from Stock Car Driving Experience Presents Try It Racing. This deal is valid at the following tracks: Old Dominion Speedway in Manassas, Langley Speedway in Hampton, Orange County Speedway in Rougemont, and Southern National in Lucama, North Carolina. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get the 5-lap Ultimate Ride package (a $60 value).
- For $150, you get the 20-lap Extreme Driving Experience (a $300 value).
Try It Racing puts raceway rabble-rousers in the passenger or driver's seat of authentic stock cars while cruising along professional speedways. With the Ultimate Ride package, aspiring rubber-burners buckle up alongside a licensed driver to race around the track at full speed. At the short tracks of Orange County Speedway or Langley Speedway, you’ll circle the track for five full laps, plus warm-up and cool-down runs, for the full oval-inspired experience. Those choosing to motor around the 3/8-mile Old Dominion Speedway can follow in the tire marks of its past drivers, including Richard Petty, Darrell Waltrip, and Bobby Allison.
Those seeking a more hands-on experience may opt for the Extreme Driving Experience, which curbs throttling thirsts by putting velocity-seekers into the driver's seats of authentic stock cars for 15 full laps of automotive bliss. Afterward, drivers get a taste of passengerhood, as a seasoned speed demon whips them around the course during the last 5 of the 20 heart-pounding laps. This rare chance to legally shatter the speed limit is a thrilling opportunity for both race enthusiasts and people fed-up with the pace of walking.
Please note that since Stock Car Driving Experience Presents Try It Racing's last feature it has updated its online-redemption system.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Siblings
Because it's not polite to tell a child their age, many people don't know whether they are the eldest, middle, or youngest sibling in the family. Take this quiz to find out which one you might be:
Your favorite way to influence the future is by:
a. Organizing your son's social studies binder
b. Deconstructing Lego cities built by children to teach them to doubt the establishment
c. Chewing!
Your workout routine involves:
a. Bench-pressing smaller humans
b. Contemplating
c. Running on a metal wheel!
It's dinnertime. You take your place:
a. At the head of the table. Everyone in the family will be excited to hear you regale them with the story of how you won today.
b. In your bedroom. Watching your family members chew makes you sick.
c. In the food bowl! Hopefully you'll be able to pick out some of those delicious sunflower seeds!
If you could redecorate your home you would:
a. Expand. You need a home for all your cars and a garage for all your children. Oops! Other way around.
b. Burn the thing down
c. Add more tubes!
Answer key: If you picked mostly As: You're the eldest sibling, congratulations! Your assertive type A personality makes you a leader in the family and a difficult person to watch television with.
If you picked mostly Bs: You're the middle sibling. You're artistic, emotional, and immune to romantic comedy.
If you picked mostly Cs: Your name is Oreo, you're the fifth child in a litter of 14, and everyone here just wants you to come home.
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