Like an unemployed younger brother, hair can sometimes show up uninvited and refuse to leave. Rid yourself of stray strands with the services of a hair-removal expert with today's Groupon to Wow Brows! in Chesapeake. Choose between the following options:
- For $6, you get an eyebrow threading (a $12 value).
- For $17, you get a full-face threading (a $35 value).
The expert beauticians at Wow Brows! evict unwanted hairs from epidermal abodes using a threading technique that eludes the burns and rashes associated with other hair-removal methods. Clearing faces and brows of excess fringe, a 100% cotton thread twists and pulls along the targeted area, carefully detaching rebellious hairs without removing the topmost layer of skin. The procedure banishes fuzz for up to four weeks and grants clients the necessary aerodynamics to commute to work via street luge. No appointment is required for any of the threading services, so clients are welcome to stroll in at any moment.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Wishing Opportunities
Though everyone makes wishes all the time, such as for sandwiches or for their car to not veer into a misplaced piano, very few wishes actually come true if not made via a respectable and agreed upon wishing venue. What are some reliable day-to-day opportunities for wish making?
• Wishing upon a shooting star
• Wishing upon a penny tossed into the mall fountain, or if available, mall volcano
• Wishing any time a digital clock reads 11:11, 12:34, or W1:5H
• Blowing out birthday candles, or in the event of inextinguishable “trick” candles, trimming off the wicks with scissors
• Free wish negotiated via talking fish who apparently couldn’t grant his own wish of “not getting caught in a net”
• Cracking a wishbone in half (wish is granted to the person who felt the most power at the sound of a tiny bone breaking)
• Holding your breath for as long as it takes to learn how to play the game bridge
• Earning a wish by rubbing Frasier’s head
• Working hard and staying honest while dedicating yourself to improving the skills that will allow you to act on real-world opportunities you make for yourself, and also, buying a $600 rabbit’s foot
• Making a wish every time you see a dog, tree, or car, just in case
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