At some point, every country builds a Great Wall to keep the secret of its cuisine from spreading to foreign nations, only to find that the real wall lies in its heart. Tear down the Great Wall of painful secrets with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Chinese fare at Lung Fung Chinese Restaurant. This deal is only valid for dine-in.
For more than 30 years, Lung Fung has served a sweeping menu of traditional Chinese favorites, anchored by an extensive selection of fresh seafood dishes. Diners dive face-first into feasts with an appetizer of crispy deep-fried oysters ($13.95) or playfully blow bubbles in a simmering bowl of seaweed, fish cake, and pork soup ($9.95). Bites of crispy garlic shrimp ($13.95) and hunks of stir-fried honey-walnut chicken ($10.95) dazzle palates with crunchy texture and sweet disposition as sizzling morsels of tender beef comingle with bitter melon ($9.95) still reeling from its recent divorce with the vine. Dim sum favorites such as steamed buns ($7.95) and peking dumplings ($8) foster sharing among friends or friendly table bus boys, and dessert offers solo servings of exotic mango pudding and black jelly with sweet syrup ($2.50).
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The Groupon Guide to: The Ultimate Snowman
Any fool with a pair of mittens can construct a passable facsimile of a human out of powdered frozen vapor, but it takes a true Picasso of precipitation to create a frosty masterwork. Follow these tips to create a snow sculpture that will endure forever, unless the temperature rises even slightly:
• Stack ‘em High: While traditional snowmen are comprised of three snowy spheroids stacked in ascending size for a more stable base and welcoming maternal curves, there’s no reason to stop there. Continue adding snowballs until your snowman is a gently tapering caterpillar towering gingerly into lower orbit—then decorate its face using a remote-controlled helicopter.
• Don’t Mess with a Classic: Carrot noses were introduced in the 1600s to ridicule Guy Fawkes, a famous waster of then-precious vegetables. Keep his legacy alive today by shoving a carrot into your snowman’s face. If unavailable due to rabbit plagues or juicing fads, just steal a traffic cone from your nearest miniature village.
• Attain Anatomical Accuracy: Keep your snowman’s proportions frighteningly human by having a friend volunteer to act as an armature for you to pack snow onto. He belongs to winter now.
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