Outsource your instinctual need for nutrients with today's Groupon for fine cuisine from The Fresh Diet, a daily gourmet delivery service. The Fresh Diet's dishes are portioned and balanced to maximize your energy and help you achieve or maintain a healthy weight. For $29, you'll get one day of the Fresh Diet's premium choice program, which includes breakfast, lunch, dinner, and two snacks, delivered to your doorstep (a $59.99 value).
With the premium choice program, you can log on to your Fresh Diet account and choose from a variety of menu items, manage your menu, and specify as many dislikes as you want to keep unwanted items such as Matchbox cars out of your diet. Purchase multiple Groupons (up to five) to keep the food fairy delivering freshly prepared (never frozen) foods to your doorstep overnight. You'll also get an additional 20% off either the seven-day premium program ($419.93) or the 31-day premium program ($1394.69) on your next purchase.
The Fresh Diet takes all the math, effort, and cardboard aftertaste out of dieting. Each dish contains a balance of 30% protein, 40% carbs, and 30% good fat, a regimen scientifically calibrated to target the inflammation of fat cells. You'll meet your health goals on a molecular level, resulting in newfound energy that radiates beyond your macro-body level and into the atmosphere, where philosophers sleep. Without wasting time driving to the grocery store, wading through the aisles, and flambéing dinner each night, you can get started on your critical investigation of pickleball ethics or build a floating island out of sunshine.
In addition to calibrating your cronosphere, you'll enjoy the indulgent tastes of such dishes as filet mignon with roasted sweet potatoes, salmon and avocado salad, Canadian bacon and scrambled eggs, meatloaf, a caramelized poached pear stuffed with gorgonzola and topped with pecans, and white-chocolate-covered strawberries. Meals are prepared by Fresh Diet chefs fresh daily. Between 7 p.m. and 5 a.m., the meals will be delivered in a reusable cooler with ice packs that keep food fresh. Check out the Fresh Diet's website for sample menus and answers to FAQs.
Reviews
US Weekly, Miami New Times, WebMD, Diets In Review.com, Telefutura, and NBC's South Florida Today have all featured items on The Fresh Diet:
- The very essence of its existence is that it provides fresh food within a defined delivery area, meaning that the food is not only the highest quality, but prepared with solid dietary foundations found within the Zone Diet. – Diets In Review.com
- …it is well suited for people who want to eat healthier but have no time to cook -- and anyone else who wants to kick-start a healthy weight loss plan. By eating the Fresh Diet foods, you can learn a great deal about portion control, which foods are healthy, and how delicious nutritious foods can taste. – Kathleen M. Zelman, MPH, RD/LD, WebMD
Groupon Says
Perfectly Balanced
The Fresh Diet helps you stay fit by bringing heartily healthful cuisine directly to your doorstep. If you're serious about dieting, you might want to consider the Groupon FitPlus! Health-loss Program—the only nutrition program not yet tested on humans! Here's a rundown of the meal plan:
Breakfast: Fresh-squeezed orange juice, half a grapefruit, handful of coffee beans, two unbroken eggs (swallowed), bowl of raisins with exactly two scoops of bran, two hours of direct sunlight to sensitive areas.
Lunch: During the designated lunch hour, may consume all edibles that have accumulated on your Groupon FitPlus! Adhesive Sweater.
Dinner: Remember those eggs you swallowed at breakfast but didn't digest? Now you can have fresh chicken for dinner! Wash down with juices of local native berries and pelicans.
Dessert: For an educational dessert, try dipping your preferred news magazine in whipped cream.
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