To ensure freshness, arrogant scientists recommend storing nuts in abandoned tree stumps, the jowls of soft-toothed bears, or empty cassette cases. Ignore illegitimate science advice with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of nuts, dried fruit, and more from Nutty Guys. Your order can be placed online or by phone and must be redeemed in one transaction. Shipping is not included with this deal.
Nutty Guys sports a massive selection of nuts, dried fruit, candied delights, organic goodies, and more. Legume fundamentalists will raise fists in solidarity at the chance to buy both raw peanuts and raw Spanish peanuts (each starting at $3.33/8 oz.), while nut progressives can try punishingly powerful wasabi peanuts ($3.01/8 oz.). Fuel snack times with mango cubes ($3.75) and apple-juice-sweetened blueberries ($6.38/8 oz.), or sweeten a stash with chocolate-covered pretzels ($3.78/8 oz.), cinnamon-toffee almonds ($4.73/8 oz.), or cinnamon gummy bears ($3.28/8 oz.).
First meeting as roommates at Brigham Young University, the titular Nutty Guys began their ascent to nut domination—supplying major chains such as Smith's and Albertsons—by making door-to-door sales. Today, Nutty Guys pulverizes honey-roasted peanuts ($3.53/8 oz.) into spreadable butters; arranges the classic deluxe mixed nuts ($4.62/8 oz.) with pecans, Brazil nuts, almonds, cashews, and macadamias; and sates cereal enthusiasts with granolas.
Groupon Says
You're Nuts
"Nuts" is a derogatory term for insanity and should not be used to describe a person who is actually suffering from a mental illness. Here's a look at some of the least-often diagnosed emotional disorders:
- Grand Canyon–related depression
- Manic Mondays
- Inability to eat apple pie in the presence of Charlize Theron
- Algoraphobia (fear that Al Gore will come to your house and lick you)
- False belief that you are comedic actor Rip Taylor (only diagnosed once, incorrectly)
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