Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with this Groupon.
$45 for a Dental-Care Package (Up to a $318 Total Value)
- Comprehensive dental(D0150) exam (a $57 value)
- Comprehensive periodontal(D0180) exam (a $48 value)
- Digital x-rays(D0120) of full mouth (a $98 value)
- Adult teeth cleaning(D1110), child's teeth cleaning (D1120), or periodontal(D4910) -maintenance cleaning (a $115 value)
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Family and Cosmetic Dentist
A member of the American Dental Association and an Invisalign general provider, Dr. Rick K. Harrison helms a team of hygienists who maintain mouth ivories in patients as young as 3 years old. The office's oral-health vanguards dispense services covering all phases of dentistry, including preventive, restorative, and cosmetic procedures such as Zoom! whitening and cementing diamonds to teeth.
Harrison also sees to clients' comfort through dental technologies ranging from digital x-rays—which capture sharper resolution with less radiation than traditional x-rays—to oral-cancer screenings that require only a rinse and a special light. An information page helps to put patients at ease, and downloadable new-patient forms help visits to go faster.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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