Before sushi proved how delightful rolled-up food could be, fish had been served folded over rice and woven into a basket. Tumble into a roll of raw tastiness with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $10 for a three-month gold membership to the sushi club (a $20 value). Membership grants half-off discounts on all sushi and appetizers, such as the sweet-potato roll ($3.95) and sushi-nigiri rolls ($3.25+). See the sushi new roll menu.
- $10 for $20 worth of Japanese fare and drinks, such as the vegetable hibachi meal ($11) or chicken teriyaki ($12).
Fuji Sushi
Fuji Sushi’s fish-loving chefs decorate plates with crispy tempura, rolls of fresh sushi, steaming teriyaki dishes, and katsu-style beef and chicken. Nigiri sushi and specialty rolls arrive dressed in 57 varieties, which patrons can sample at special tasting events or use to test the durability of new wooden teeth. A traditional hibachi grill lets diners boost chopstick dexterity by picking up grilled morsels or holding tabletop jousting matches. Fuji Sushi’s well-stocked bar furnishes chalices with beer, wine, and the restaurant’s signature mixed drink, the saketini.
Groupon Says
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Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
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F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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