Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don't finish a hard day's work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with this Groupon from Absolute Clean. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a three-hour basic home cleaning (a $70 value)
For $55, you get a five-hour basic home cleaning (a $115 value)
Absolute Clean serves homes in Gananoque, Harrowsmith, Kingston, and Landsdowne.
Brandishing their own cleansing supplies and products, the cleaning techs at Absolute Clean thoroughly scrub clients’ dwellings, eradicating loitering dirt and grime from all nooks and crannies. Three- or five-hour basic home-cleaning sessions clear floors of muck, eliminate marks on walls, buff windows, wash microwave interiors, and hose down pet centaur cages. Once personnel conclude sufficient wipe-downs and dustings, bathrooms, living rooms, kitchens, and additional abode areas beam with renewed spotlessness. Absolute Clean's availability varies Monday–Friday depending on the duration of negotiations between germs and their stovetop hostages, so clients should call ahead to schedule their purification appointment.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming
Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):
Personal Yacht
• A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
• Charity Schmarity
• If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
• Yachtoberfest
Commercial Boats
• The Chuggler
• The SS Hungry Man
• Big Boat
Cruise Ships
• The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess
Speed Boats
• Angry Angus
• Daddy’s Little Metaphor
• My Best Friend’s Wake
• This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
• Last of the Boat-Speedcans
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