Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Get a fireman's acrobatic workout with twice as much confidence with today's Groupon at Las Vegas Pole Dancing Studio, located on Durango Drive next to Desert Breeze Park. Choose between the following pole-dancing options:
- For $20, you get two pole-dancing classes and one chair-dancing classes (a $54 value).
- For $9, you get one pole-dancing class (an $18 value).
Whether you want to impress a significant other or find more-expressive ways to raise the Nevada state flag, pole dancing is an invigorating way to rehearse sassy moves and work up a sweat. Friendly, skilled instructors welcome aspirant dancers to Las Vegas Pole Dancing Studio's intimate, supportive setting, where they'll chisel their core and sculpt their legs with sexy pole-dance and chair-dance classes. In each course, instructors dish out a bevy of moves that free the body to twist, contort, and tease gravity in an intense workout that can improve balance and coordination. The easygoing atmosphere puts all levels of movers, shakers, and sexy-makers at ease and helps replenish confidence, self-esteem, and girl power.
Customers may schedule classes anytime before today's Groupon expires in six months. Call ahead to schedule your classes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airplane Noises
While traveling by airplane, you'll hear many noises designed to alert you and your fellow passengers to messages from the cockpit. Here's a look at what those sounds mean:
Ding!: The captain has turned on the Fashion Seatbelt sign, which allows you to swap out your standard nylon seatbelt for a more stylish, homemade one.
Pong!: The flight attendants are lighting up the Go Smoking sign, which is your cue to start lighting up any nearby cigarettes. In the event of an emergency, always light your cigarette before lighting cigarettes for any cool children.
Khaaaaan!: The in-flight movie will be the famous scene in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan in which Captain Kirk teaches the crew of the Enterprise how to correctly pronounce the French capital, Cannes.
Tears in Heaven: In lieu of a movie, first-class passengers will be treated to an impromptu concert during which Steve Winwood will play all of Eric Clapton's greatest hits.
Uh-ohhhh...: Nothing is wrong. Nothing at all is wrong.
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