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Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Declare a paint-splattered “checkmate” against your enemies with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get up to six hours of paintball play at T-Square Paintball (a $15 value), located in Jacksonville. The field is open for games on Saturdays and Sundays from noon until 6 p.m.
T-Square’s 40-acre playing area is a menacing wooded battlefield containing military-style tanks, obstacles, and foxholes from which to taunt, shoot, and telepathically tickle opponents. This Groupon takes care of the field fee ($10), which includes unlimited CO2, 100 paintballs, referees to ensure fair play, and all-day field access. The rental of a high-quality semi-automatic paintball gun and a face mask is also included ($5). For trigger-happy targeters, T-Square offers additional rounds of paintballs for purchase—increase your inventory with 100 ($5), 500 ($20), or 2,000 ($60) paintballs. Beginners and advanced sharpshooters alike will take to the field for rousing games of “attack and defend,” “arena ball,” “capture the flag,” and its not-so-popular offshoot, “let’s all talk this out before making any rash decisions.” There is an elevated viewing area for non-players to watch the games and shout out defensive strategies in Morse code.
If you've always wished the work of John Woo was more like that of Jackson Pollock and vice versa, you've found your new home. T-Square is an action-packed site for all things paintball, with a pro shop on the premises. Though reservations are only required for groups of 10 or more, calling ahead is recommended.
Players must be at least 10 years old. Players under 18 must have a parent or guardian’s signature on the safety waiver.
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Online Schools nominated T-Square's paintball blog as one of the 2010 Top 10 Extreme Paintball Blogs.
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Paintball is surely America's most beloved combat simulator. However, if there is still some fight in you after a session at T-Square Paintball, try some of these less-beloved combat simulators:
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