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• For $27, you get one ticket for seating in sections 315–321 (a $41.50 value before fees, or up to a $53.45 value online, including all ticketing fees). • For $42, you get one ticket for seating in sections 307–314 or 322–329 (a $71.50 value before fees, or up to an $84.20 value online, including all ticketing fees).
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