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Museum of Transportation
- Saint Louis
Vintage automobiles, planes, and a massive collection of locomotives fill the museum grounds, circled by miniature-train tracks
Skyview Drive-In
- Belleville
Drive-in theater screens double features in digital format of recent Hollywood releases and broadcasts soundtracks on FM radio
Tee Time Family Fun Center
- Mehlville
Steer bumper cars, navigate a black-lit 3-D maze, and re-energize with pizza; birthday party includes pizza and arcade tokens
Supreme Golf
- Multiple Locations
Golfers gain discounts at 17 area courses, a golf-ball stencil, and a one-year subscription to Golf Digest magazine
Upper Limits Rock Climbing Gym St. Louis
- Multiple Locations
Learn the basics of climbing in a two-hour class before putting skills to use; families and members scurry up 35-ft. indoor rock arches
World Aquarium
- Downtown St. Louis
Aquarium docents introduce visitors to fish, amphibians, reptiles, and arachnids with opportunities to feed and touch wildlife
Swing-A-Round Fun Town
- Fenton
Unlimited all-day access to professionally designed mini-golf courses, bumper boats, and go-karts, as well as sessions in the batting cages
Absolute Martial Arts
- Affton
Students gain strength and burn calories while learning muay thai kickboxing; kids' classes teach fitness and confidence
Kemoll's
- Downtown St. Louis
Enjoy panoramic views of the St. Louis skyline while dining on authentic gourmet Italian cuisine
Laclede's Landing Wax Museum
- Downtown St. Louis
10,000 sq. ft. museum houses more than 200 wax likenesses of celebrities, fictional characters, and historical figures
Family Golf Center
- Saint Louis
Nine-hole par 3 course facilitates short-game practice with no holes longer than 160 yards
Sugar Creek Golf Course
- High Ridge
Manicured fairways and greens stretch more than 6,500 yd. for challenging and fun play suitable for all levels
Knit and Caboodle
- Saint Charles
In six beginner-friendly knitting classes, participants follow patterns to create garments such as tank tops, hats, or socks.
Splash at Wabash
- Ferguson
Water park with two slides, zero-entry pool, toddler area, and lazy river entertains patrons and refuels them with tasty concessions.
Kirkwood Ice Skating Rink
- Saint Louis
Groups of two, four, or six skaters lace up in rental skates and take to the ice during public-skate sessions
Putting Edge (St. Louis)
- Hazelwood
Golf balls tumble down turf in 18-hole indoor glow-in-the-dark course themed around various settings such as medieval times and rain forest
Phase 5 Personal Training
- Affton
Outdoor boot camp combines cardio workouts and weight-resistance exercises to help clients reach fitness goals
Air Balloon Sports
- Fenton
Burners loft passengers into the sky above St. Louis before settling down for a postflight champagne reception
Saratoga Lanes and Moolah Lanes
- Multiple Locations
Bowling balls spin down eight lanes at old-school alleys, where billiards balls collide and glasses clink in the lounges
Finney's Hit Squad
- Multiple Locations
Kickboxing and women’s self-defense classes for all skill levels outline punching and kicking techniques
World Balloon
- Murphy
Pilots navigate the sky for up to 60 minutes as guests take in the distant scenery, receiving a certificate and lapel pin upon landing
A Divine Journey Yoga and Massage
- Saint Charles
Swedish massage relaxes taut muscles and improves circulation; heated basalt stones glide across body to melt stress and tension
Wacky Warriors
- Multiple Locations
Warriors fire 100 paintballs and dodge their opponents during 15-minute open-play bouts on 18 fields spread across two locations
Tropicana Lanes
- Richmond Heights
Boneless wings and soda fuel groups of six as they scatter pins inside an alley that has hosted the Professional Bowlers Tour
All N 1 Fitness St. Louis
- Multiple Locations
Kickboxing, Yoga, Zumba, boot camps, and other fitness classes held seven days a week at a huge cardio conditioning center
Brunswick Bowling
- Multiple Locations
Long-time bowling-industry leader opens its oiled lanes for pin-punishment sessions including cosmic bowling
Get Fit St. Louis LLC
- Multiple Locations
Beginning and ending with yogic exercise, classes also address strength and cardio training
Glazed and Confused
- Oakville
Hundreds of blank ceramics await decoration with brushes, sponges, stamps, and patterns, with glazed and fired projects ready in one week
Lewis and Clark Boat House and Nature Center
- St. Charles
Exhibits on Lewis & Clark Expedition, Native American displays, local ecosystems & Missouri River Walk indoor mural
Gateway Fun Park
- Collinsville
Two 18-hole mini-golf courses wind amid small-scale buildings and manmade fountains
JitterSwing Dance Clubs
- Sappington
Seasoned instructors lead one-hour lesson, then turn dancers lose to try new moves, make new friends, and enjoy sips from cash bar
Three Rivers Aikido
- Maplewood
Candlelight fills a timber-framed studio where a Russian instructor employs classical-dance training and 10 years of yoga instruction
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After founding Yoga to Go Studio in 2008, certified instructor Linda Jones passed the baton to Kynan Katzman, one of her long-time students. The transition merited a profile by Mehlville-Oakville Patch_, partly because of Katzman’s impressive resumé, which includes endurance cycling. Under the leadership of both Jones and Katzman, the studio has introduced budding yogis to Anusara and Hatha yoga, as well as several forms of meditation geared toward students of all experience levels.
Led by equine expert and instructor Michelle Booker, Devinwood Farms offers services for riders and steeds on a property with an all-weather arena, heated barn, and picturesque riding trails. Inside the full-care boarding facility, staffers administer daily feeding and stall cleaning. The all-weather riding arena, illuminated by rows of glittering lights, leads outside to local riding trails. Hot- and cold-water wash racks hose down mounts after onsite riding lessons, and stalls provide a place for horses to comfortably hunker down with a good book during blustery nights.
Staffers at Kirkwood Knittery happily direct shoppers to a colorful collection of knitted sweaters, hats, and wraps; however, they're not for sale. That’s because staff members would rather teach customers to make the garments themselves during classes aimed at beginning and intermediate knitters. Sessions, which typically meet in four one-hour segments or two two-hour segments; cover skills such as basic stitches, circular knitting methods, and crochet patterns; and culminate in the creation of a scarf, pair of socks, or knitted umbrella. Before classes, students can peruse the shop’s selection of yarns to choose an attractive skein whorled from international wools, organic cottons, or rare fibers.
Laclede's Landing Wax Museum has been scaring and astonishing sightseers since 1983. Behind its 1885 cast-iron façade, the museum harbors more than 200 life-size figures across five levels and 10,000 square feet of museum space. The display of doppelgangers includes presidents, superheroes, historic figures, and movie stars, allowing visitors to gaze upon scores of famous faces without taking the rigorous paparazzi entrance exam. In the Chamber of Horrors, fictional villains old and new, including Freddy Krueger and the Phantom of the Opera, test the mettle of onlookers. Patrons can stop by the museum's gift shop before leaving or replenish the energy spent arguing with the statues with the help of ice cream, hot dogs, and other snacks at the ice-cream parlor.
Kingpin Lanes facilitates retro revelry with 24 tenpin bowling lanes, leagues for men, women, and children, and an arcade stocked with video games. More than 10 television screens shine down into the facility, allowing bowlers to simultaneously watch sports and play a sport without having to ice-dance during a professional hockey game. After achieving a new high score in Kingpin's arcade, visitors can refuel at the in-house Brickhouse Pizza Company. Its specialties include classic pies in addition to sandwiches such as the Kingpin combo with ham, roast beef, salami, and provolone cheese.
An authentic trolley with brass rails and bells and outfitted with modern padded seats and air conditioning glides through St. Louis’s historic neighborhoods as knowledgeable tour guides wax poetic about the city’s past and present. Guests gaze out of the trolley’s charming arched windows during the 23-mile ride, catching sight of a much larger arch standing sentry over downtown sites such as St. Louis Union Station and the Mississippi River. Tour guides fling droplets of wisdom like handfuls of rice at famished newlyweds, sharing anecdotes about historic Laclede’s Landing and Forest Park, the site of the 1904 World’s Fair, the first summer Olympic games held in the U.S., and the first forest.
The fully narrated tour departs and returns from Lumiere Place Casino on the riverfront. Tuesday and Thursday evenings, fearless tour goers can follow along a haunted walking tour that highlights some of the city's macabre past, including the St. Louis fire and the Bloody Island.
