Opening doors for 24 hours a day, seven days a week is an exhausting proposition for any doorman, unless he's a robot. That's why Anytime Fitness—having redirected its robot budget into tanning beds, and cardio equipment with built-in TVs—installed a keycard-activated security system instead. The electronic guardian keeps gym members secure while admitting them at any time of day or night for their workouts.
During daylight hours, certified instructors incinerate calories with group fitness classes or Latin-inspired Zumba dancercise. Personal trainers coach clients in one-on-one sessions, tailoring regimens to each individual's level of fitness, past injuries, or number of tentacles. To relax after workouts, staffed tanning beds stand by to bronze bodies.
Equipped with an array of raw and recipe-ready selections, Jamison Specialty Meats sates carnivorous cravings with fresh cuts alongside succulent homemade sausages, bacon, and pork chops. Furnish family appetites or cover domestic manholes with the all-natural Amish chicken ($1.79 per pound) or freshly ground grill-fillers such as the succulent ground chuck ($3.29 per pound). Meanwhile, hosts seeking protein party favors can satisfy guests with the deluxe sandwich trays ($29.99–$59.99), each populated with tasty Boar's Head deli meats and cheeses (all per-pound prices may vary slightly).
Peerless Cleaners has been cleaning the clothes and textiles of Northeastern Indiana with expert experience and attention since 1915, and many of its knowledgeable employees draw on more than 20 years of professional experience as they shampoo, condition, and blow-dry your wilted wearables. When dry cleaning your pants ($5.98), two-piece suits ($12.62), shirts ($2.37), or skirts and sweaters ($6.47), Peerless never uses recycled solvent in its dry cleaning process, ensuring that your garments do not get possessed by the vengeful spirits of clothes past. Every garment is inspected before cleaning for missing buttons and tears, as well as valuables left in pockets, such as misplaced murals and middle children. The cleaners will triple-inspect garments again after cleaning to avoid seven years of bad luck. Once fully fluffed, each garment either chills on a type of hanger that best holds the shape of the fabric without making any impression marks or is folded attentively to prevent wrinkles. A tracking system and emails will keep you updated on the status of your clothes. This Groupon can also be used for laundry, bedding, drapery/upholstery, wedding dresses, and area rugs.
Jazzercise, a funk-fueled, head-to-toe regimen, is 60 minutes of cardio, strength training, and stretching that incorporates moves from hip-hop, yoga, Pilates, jazz dance, kickboxing, and resistance training with handheld weights. Class formats are as varied as the workouts themselves. At the Wallen Road location, there are Jazzercises geared toward sculpting your bod, as well as dance-circuit training to help you get those arms you asked for last Christmas. Expect to burn off up to 500 calories with each go-round.
During a half-hour session at MJ Studios’ fully equipped studio, a skilled shutterbug will rattle off shots with the speed and precision of a camera-fitted, laser-guided cheetah. Striking images are artfully captured with an uncommon eye to provide game-changing glimpses of the subject’s disposition that can’t be replicated with an emoticon-riddled letter of recommendation. Families can improvise clever poses that will baffle genealogists centuries down the road, children can imitate the expressions of baffled genealogists, and solitary models can sit simply as themselves or, to achieve better posture, sit on themselves. Click here to see MJ Studios’ gallery.
The affable accountants of Jason Reiman's Solid Path take into account each client's unique financial situation as they provide an array of number-crunching tax-preparation services for individuals and families. Assuage tax-related tensions with the help of a seasoned preparer, well versed in the Internal Revenue Code's intricate labyrinth of perplexing payroll taxes and ever-shifting escape hatches. Preparation fees usually do not exceed $150 per return; Solid Path charges $100 for a 1040A return and $150 for a 1040 return, the latter of which includes the Schedule A form for itemized deductions. Although not included in this Groupon, Solid Path charges $40 for 1040EZ preparation. All tax-preparation services are performed by a professional IRS enrolled agent and include state and federal e-filing, as well as audit assistance.