Bowling is the great social equalizer—a common ground where grizzled undercover clowns, blue-collar English lords, LARPer librarians, big and tall lingerie models, hordes of hive-minded hipsters, and the other two social demographics that comprise America can unite in common cause and topple a gaggle of stuck-up, inanimate wooden pins. Brunswick has been a household name in this egalitarian pastime almost since the beginning, with a company history that dates back to the 19th century, providing classic American good times to all manner of patrons across the country. And with today's Groupon tying the room together, you'll get to play two games (up to a $9.98 value) in its hallowed halls wearing a pair of freshly disinfected bowling shoes (up to a $3.99 value).
Celebrity Lanes takes up 50,000 square feet of real estate with 32 lanes, where players fight against pins under the glow of 16 65-inch high-definition televisions. The alley glimmers even more on Fridays and Saturdays, when glow-in-the-dark bowling morphs the entire alley into a refulgent spectacle. Meanwhile, inside Altitude Sports Grill and Taphouse, 40 tap beers fill glasses, and on the grill's outdoor patio, friends face off on bocce-ball courts while trying to spot some of the 400-plus feral snowmen that call the visible Rocky Mountains home.
The clamor of crashing pins and celebratory cheers resounds throughout Elitch Lanes until at least midnight every day of the year. Inside this retro bowling alley, competition heats up as cocktails and snacks keep players loose, well fed, and, like a down-and-out poet, out of the gutters. Elitch Lanes hosts pizza and beer leagues and college nights, which offers $1 drafts, games, and corn dogs.
Lucky Strike Lanes Belmar's 16 synthetic lanes gleam under a healthy collection of neon lights and high-definition television screens as leather sofas at each lane cradle guests who patiently wait their turn. When not bowling, bowlers can play foosball or billiards at the onsite sports bar or order from a full menu of pizzas, sandwiches, and other grilled items. The sports bar’s wooden accents add to the alley’s decor, which harks back to midcentury lounge styling without vintage drawbacks such as faulty ball returns or the ghosts of failed mayoral candidates floating down the alleyways.
A new computerized system automatically tallies every strike and spare at Western Bowl, where players vie on sleek lanes seven days a week. An in-alley store supplies new bowling balls, shoes, and bowling bags to players, who can roll recreationally or as part of one of Western Bowl's leagues. After final frames, players can debate which pin was cutest over house-made pizzas, calzones, and Mexican entrees at the alley's Big Apple Pizzeria, while refreshing brews and libations await in the Longhorn Lounge, alongside myriad TVs—including two big screens.