Since 1924, the Fligner family has been showering citizens with local meats, fresh produce, homemade baked goods, and other delectable edibles. The store boasts one of the largest custom-cut, full-service, discount meat counters in Ohio, enabling meatatarians to quench cravings with boneless beef New York–strip steaks or Dietz & Watson's gourmet meats (both $6.99 per lb.). Butchers cut meats at the time of the order, which makes the deli's 100% Ohio-raised beef as fresh as a dryer sheet stuck in the fabric of the near-distant future.
Yorktown Lanes boasts 40 lanes, each of which is equipped with automatic scoring systems. Just beyond the lanes' edge, a lineup of colorful vinyl chairs adds a touch of vintage class. And inside the newly renovated bar onsite, bartenders liberally pour spirits, draft brews, and other fine beverages. The alley also hosts birthday bowling parties in one of two private rooms, including a banquet hall that can host wedding receptions or graduate seminars on the difference between duckpins and regular bowling pins.
Borally’s provides a plentiful carryout menu of authentic Italian cuisine, captivating taste buds with hearty dishes designed to feed groups and families with ease. Sauce-loving snackers can opt for a full red sheet pizza, drizzled with house-made ripe tomato sauce ($17) and topped with sausage or pepperoni for an additional $3, while cautious bulls may opt to eschew scarlet bites in favor of a full white sheet pizza, rich with cheesy goodness ($16). Other appetizing entrees include meatballs in sauce ($2 per person) and succulent beef tenderloin to satisfy protein cravings (market price; serves 12). Those whose chompers hanker for saccharine sustenance may sink their sugar-craving teeth into a portion of their 100-piece pastry tray bedecked with glorious gobs of sweet treats ($65). For last minute soirees and get-togethers, Borally’s provides party packages packing items such as tossed salad, rigatoni, roast chicken, or chicken piccata, and a sheet pizza of choice into a plentiful picnic ($8 per person; $80 for 10 people). Each package, like conga lines and overachieving tandem bicycles, is intended for 10 guests or more,
Family-owned Bruno's Ristorante, an official caterer to Bernie Kosar and the Cleveland Gladiators with authentic Italian eats that have been lauded on Cleveland.com, piles pastas, paninis, and entrees on plates for lunch and dinner. As they lounge in an intimate 40-seat dining room, guests can array their tables with homemade gnocchi steeped in blush sauce ($11.95) or play high-stakes games of edible Jenga with lasagna layers ($13.95). Bruno's Famous linguine alla pescatore dapples a field of pasta with light marinara sauce and sautéed seafood ($22.95), and the vitello con carciofi's veal medallions roll past rations of marsala, cream, and artichokes ($17.95). The friendly, knowledgable staff at Bruno's is happy to recommend a pairing for any dish from the vibrant wine list (not included with this Groupon).
La Tea Dolly hosts elegant princess-themed tea parties enlivened by whimsical décor and engaging activities. Each 90-minute party accommodates up to eight guests (including the birthday girl) and up to 126 imaginary friends, all of whom are encouraged to bring along their favorite dolls and ingest provided cups of tea and snacks. Between sips and bites, petite princesses engage with all of the fineries of youthful royalty, including a lady-in-waiting hostess, makeup applications, games and crafts, and bouts of one-upmanship in the form of glitzy dress-up sessions. Although all guests enjoy primping and pampering, the birthday girl alone dons the official birthday tiara, receives a photograph, and uses the official birthday moist towelette.
A 30-year Cleveland institution, Constantino’s offers upscale grocery items and healthy foods prepared daily to pick up for last-minute lunches, predestined dinner parties, and unexpected visits by Tudor kings. Constantino’s has recently expanded to include multiple specialty departments such as a salad and hot-foods bar, as well as a larger meat and produce section. The updated café area lets you enjoy al fresco dining during the warmer months and provides wireless Internet in case you need a strong, silent, Chuck Norris–obsessed dining companion. As you browse the shining pyramids of fruits, breads baked in-house, and packaged goods, expert floor associates will help you map out your run through the store so that you avoid any quicksand pits, blow-darts, or giant boulders. Run by the Mavromichalis family, grocery-business veterans who tailor each of their shops to its surrounding neighborhood, Constantino’s continues to strengthen the downtown neighborhood community by fostering goodwill between its roaming herds of office workers. Like a Monopoly board, Constantino’s boasts ample free parking, so drive your thimble over and stock your shelves with gourmet goodies courtesy of today’s Groupon.