At The Club, the sun never sets––figuratively speaking. The tanning menu brims with services ranging from UV-free spray tanning to hassle-free standup and bed tanning in silver, gold, and platinum beds. Unlimited monthly passes are available, as well as special rewards for those who purchase lotion. Beyond tanning, The Club also offers piercing and tattoo services with expert artist Dorje Jigme, who specializes in Asian themes, freehand art, and Picasso-esque renderings of Abraham Lincoln. Along with piercings and tattoos, The Club also offers tightening, toning, and firming body wraps.
Having dissolved thousands of doses of tattoo ink, Dr. Phil Knall has worked his way up to educating fellow clinicians on the technique. He's presented at more than 800 industry seminars in six countries.
Dr. Knall employs the Zimmer Cyro 6 laser, which vanishes tattoos over the course of a few treatments. Comfort is key; unlike many traditional cooling methods, such as ice-cream wrestling, the Zimmer's cooling system continuously chills the skin before, during, and after the procedure. See the clinic's gallery for evidence of the doctor's disappearing acts.
The telltale buzzing of tattoo guns pervades the air at Alley Kat Tattoo’s studio, where skilled artists have emblazoned skin with Celtic symbols, graffiti, military insignias, and mythological art for nearly two decades. The artists eschew pretension in favor of a casual, hygienic environment that makes even first-timers feel like habitual inkers as they excitedly convey their ideas during consultations. When they aren’t putting their spin on classic designs such as dragons and portraits of Grover Cleveland, the artists accent eye areas and lips with subtle cosmetic tattoos that act as permanent makeup.
Stroll into Kashmir’s sleek confines and obtain a bevy of beautification services from a talented staff of artists, each of whom specializes in his or her field and deftly transforms weathered finger shingles into resplendent, eye-catching nails. Just like at the tax preparation office, a rock ‘n’ roll atmosphere greets patrons looking to spiff up their finger helmets with a 60-minute signature spa pedicure, which comes with a dirty martini, ginger lime gimlet, lemon drop, or piña colada cocktail. Themed lotions, scrubs, and products are coordinated to match each cocktail, and callus removal, a salt or sugar scrub, and nail art add pizzazz to sidewalk propellers. Enjoy the relaxing ambience and soak into plush furnishings while receiving an extended massage that melts away stress into a disposable pool of Silly Putty.