At Doggie Diner, chefs try to bring together some of Chicago's most recognizable dishes, which already tend to be warm and hearty, with comfort-food favorites. Vienna Beef hot dogs, of course, fill buns destined for a coating of the requisite mustard, relish, pickles, and a tomato. The team loads another Chicago staple, italian beef sandwiches, with peppers and cheese and crown burgers with everything from bacon to pizza toppings. Meals might conclude with scoops of ice cream, which can be blended into shakes, served in a float, or used to test the willpower chip of a robot.
Everything about Eggsperience Pancakes & Cafe is bright, warm, and sunny. Natural light floods the restaurant's eight locations, which sprinkle across Chicago and its suburbs like powdered sugar over a slice of french toast. Orange and yellow walls surround every dining room, and some locations have fireplaces, which make ideal places to sip Ghirardelli hot chocolate or espresso beverages. Even the food is colorful. Fresh fruits—either in solid or juice form—complement dishes such as the Mediterranean omelette, baked in the French style and filled with a vibrant medley of spinach, tomatoes, olives, and imported feta cheese.
Those omelettes, like what most of what comes from Eggsperience's kitchen, start with grade-AA, farm-fresh eggs. The chefs work magic with those eggs, whipping them into frittatas and poaching them for five different "Eggsquisite Benedicts." They also use them to create their signature pancake batter, but in this case, eggs are only the beginning. Strawberries, blueberries, and other fruits mix into the pancakes.
The creativity shown with those pancakes and egg dishes extends to dozens of other breakfast items, and diners could spend countless mornings at Eggsperience without boring their taste buds. The chefs don't stop at breakfast, either. They simply transition to lunch, when they grill Cajun avocado burgers and pair gourmet chicken-salad sandwiches with a soup of the day.
Baker Hill Pancake House stuffs a menu of breakfast and lunch favorites with fresh ingredients prepared with an eye toward sound nutrition. Traditional latke toppings of sour cream and applesauce nestle up to Idaho potato pancakes ($5.95), and plump blintzes packed with cheese ($6.25) double as pillows for those rethinking their decision to rise for breakfast. Cinnamon-apple pancakes ($7.25) become even more decadently sweet with classic maple syrup or a spectrum of fruit-flavored analogs.
A model train tumbles from the kitchen of All Aboard Diner, announcing its arrival with a shrill “toot, toot!” As it chugs down a thin sliver of track that extends deep into the dining room, the contents of its cargo are revealed: hearty burgers, jumbo fried shrimp, and sandwiches stacked with corned beef. Children might have to pinch themselves to make sure they aren’t dreaming as the train finally halts at their table to drop off a meal. Everything at All Aboard Diner is 100% real, however—including the vintage photos of locomotives and neon signs pinned across the walls. The diner’s front window even contains a miniature town complete with another model train, a Ferris wheel, and a man twirling his mustache as he tries to make sense of his gargantuan visitors.
The kitchen magicians at Cozy Corner conjure up an expansive, just-revamped menu of American breakfast favorites, savory sandwiches, and Mediterranean-inspired entrees. Treat hardworking nocturnal counting-sheep to a hearty breakfast of fluffy frittatas whipped with three eggs and layered with hash browns, veggies, and cheese ($9.75), or a delicate crepe as comfortingly stuffed with fresh strawberries, bananas, and sweetened cream cheese as a sleeping bag with pillows ($8.25). At lunch or dinner, eight kinds of burgers head a formidable pack of sandwiches, including tender gyros on pita bread with tzatziki sauce, onions, and tomatoes ($7.95), and the restaurant's namesake melt with a half-pound of beef served on marbled rye ($7.25¬–$8.75). A Grecian-style half chicken emerges from the broiler decked in Athenian sauce, roasted potatoes, and greek salad ($13.25).
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