Bars in Beeville

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The home of "increasingly famous burgers," Wild Horse Saloon & Grill spreads out tasty pub fare in a building that previously served as a church and a community theater. After finding a seat, guests can grab a handful of free peanuts, fling the shells to the floor in slow motion, and check the menu for potential edibles. The Stampede burger's hand-pressed, one-pound patty of Angus beef is smothered in a slew of toppings including bacon, four slices of cheese, peppers, and chili and arrives with a heap of hand-cut french fries ($12.45). Diners can also blow their tongues' minds with a "somewhat famous" chicken sandwich ($7.45) or bite into the eatery's "completely obscure" fish entree, the grilled mahi mahi sandwich ($7.95). Thin-crust pizzas ($5.95–$17.95) can be ordered from a selection of signature styles, customized with an array of fresh ingredients, or quickly stacked into a pizza-cake in the event of an impromptu wedding.

212 Beach Ave
Port Aransas,
TX
US

The paint-wielding professors at The Tipsy Canvas instruct budding Rembrandts and veteran Da Vincis in the joyous practice of applying acrylic pigment. Brush bearers ages 5 to 12 can attempt linear perspective with a two-hour lesson in which they paint guitars, cupcakes, and other kid-friendly subjects. Flocks of friends can migrate to an adult class, bottle of wine and snacks in tow, for a three-hour tutorial on still-life subjects, such as delicate cherry blossoms, breezy lighthouses, or an esoteric revisit of a hand-traced turkey.

5878 Everhart Rd
Corpus Christi,
TX
US

Beachside Grill & Lounge's menu mingles a bevy of breakfast, lunch, and dinner edibles with scenic views of the Gulf of Mexico. Call dozing tongue buds to attention with trumpeting orders of sweet-potato fries (starting at $4.25), chicken quesadillas ($8.50), and coconut shrimp ($7.75). Pizzas come in standard varieties, such as pepperoni ($14.25), and specialty styles, including the Texas barbecue chicken pizza, crowned with red onions and mozzarella ($15.75). Ears and eyes are equally sated with heaping helpings of Beachside's multiple TVs and live music on Fridays and Saturdays. This Groupon is also valid at the adjacent Sand Bar, perfect for outdoorsy eaters that enjoy the company of land-loving mermaids and their baritone crab overlords.

15202 Windward Dr
Corpus Christi,
TX
US

With a 2,500-square-foot patio and two bars, The Sparrow's Landing promises lots of room for relaxation. The laid-back drinking hole and grill borrows recipes from both sides of the Atlantic to create its menu, which features a burger called The Irishman with beer-battered potato planks, cheddar cheese, and whiskey barbecue sauce, as well as shrimp po' boys sided with macaroni and cheese. As for entertainment, 10 giant TVs air throughout the space and local bands take the stage to serenade guests as they sip their choice of beer on tap or specialty cocktail.

10210 South Padre Island Drive
Corpus Christi,
TX
US

Voted Best Sports Bar by San Antonio Current in 2010, Ticket Sports Bar & Grill washes away hunger with a monsoon of hearty American fare that fills out an expansive menu. Earnest eaters can get straight to business with an appetizer of Jamaican wings ($7.95), which pop with flavor thanks to a pineapple mango dressing and a marinating session in Caribbean spices. Similar to school musicals at Hamburger University, a troupe of melted colby jack cheese and honey barbecue sauce dances across an all-meat patty stage in the bacon jack double ($9.95). The Cajun chicken linguini ($10.95), meanwhile, tops its zesty pasta with toasted almonds, scallions, and creamy sauce. All corners of the bar are entertained by Ticket Sports Bar & Grill's 11 large HD televisions, handily mounted on the exposed-brick walls. Like most drive-in Olympic Games, a monster 12-foot HD projection screen rests as a centerpiece to air an exciting sporting event. Two floors of seating make the restaurant a bi-level haven for sports fans, and guests can additionally rest their endoskeleton at the outdoor New Orleans–style patio, its covered area welcoming fresh breezes from nearby Central Park.

204 S Austin St
Seguin,
TX
US

Rivercenter Comedy Club hosts well-established laugh conjurers and undiscovered comedic masterminds capable of leaving the 350-seat showroom doubled over in harmonized chuckles. Past Rivercenter audience-slayers include Carlos Mencia, Tommy Chong, Chris Rock, and Engelbert Humperdinck. This Groupon is good for a ticket to any show, so check the calendar for a show that sates your comedic taste buds. Once you’re settled into your seat or hammock, use the $5 food voucher toward any non-alcoholic menu item, each of which is specially prepared to fit precisely into a smiling mouth.

849 E Commerce St
San Antonio,
TX
US