Healthy Home Heating & Cooling mends ailing air conditioners and furnaces and provides preventative tune-ups for functioning units in both commercial and residential settings. Technicians can tool around on all makes and models, allowing homeowners to catch potential problems in their indoor weather machines before a breakdown necessitates expensive repairs. As a birth-certificate typo can do to a person, a tune-up can add years of life to an air conditioner, and it can also reduce cooling costs by identifying inefficiently operating components. Check up on furnaces before cold weather returns to catch problems such as emerging cracks in heat exchangers, which can result in carbon-monoxide release.
Green Cut Lawns' grass groomers provide a range of landscaping services that leave yards both handsome and healthy. Like creatine for the yard, professional-grade, nontoxic fertilizer builds strong, muscular roots capable of dead-lifting croquet wickets straight out of the ground, and it also boosts insect, disease, and drought resistance. Green Cut Lawns recommends fertilizing five times per year, because a good-looking lawn increases property values, bolsters curb appeal, and makes chia pets pant.
The professional painters and maintenance crew of House Doctors remedy domicile ailments with a panoply of handyman services. Chromatic commandos arrive armed with brushes and protective cloth to coat all bland vertical surfaces of a room up to 12 x15’. Customers must provide their own paint, purchase Sherwin-Williams paint from House Doctors ($45/gal.), or hire neighborhood kids with paintball guns to create a shrine to Jackson Pollock. This Groupon includes a recoloring of walls, although ceilings ($125), trim, frames, and baseboards may be added for an additional fee. Upon completion, clients sign off by speaking with a customer-support rep to ensure that they are as satisfied as a grizzly bear adorning his paws in salmon lures.
The friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning have been scrubbing the enrobements of Wisconsinites in an eco-friendly manner since upgrading to new GreenEarth technology. The noble employees will confront any stain with strong words and all the dirt-scattering ammo in their arsenal, ensuring that your garments return to you soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses. Sweat-soaked blouses ($5.95), mud-caked slacks ($6.18) and your beloved sea-water-doused prom two-piece suit ($12.31) will be cleaned, freshly dried, and folded into neat origami ostriches. For tips on clothing care from Martinizing Dry Cleaning, click here.
An affordable and monumental selection of plush beds, sturdy end tables, and stylish home accessories mingle good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture HomeStore’s warehouse. Pick up a Matrix accent chair in a bevy of academic hues, such as scarlet, black, and chocolate brown, then use it to accent your next book-club meeting’s discussion of Lego Star Wars. Ashley Furniture's wide selection of sofas ($299+) make symbiotic pairs with night stands and side tables (available for under $100). Augment somnolence and fill the skeletal squares of empty bed frames with mattress sets from household brands such as Simmons and Ashley's own Ashley Sleep.
Packer City Antiques stocks its aisles with Green Bay Packers memorabilia and keepsakes. Plaques honor team stalwarts, such as Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews ($23.95 each), 8"x10" color photos of Packers players ($4.95 each) can be cut down into wallet-size photos showing only the players' eyes, Packers bobbleheads ($19.95 each) agree with anything you tell them, and vintage team yearbooks show which players won "Best Tickler."